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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 05:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Can it be true that people know your name, not your story, they’ve heard what you’ve done, but not what you’ve been through, so take their opinions of you with a grain of salt?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

Does CloudFlare protect blackhat sites from DDOS attacks?

No way

Everyone loved it.

Do Republicans give permission to Democrats to vote for any candidate except for Kamala Harris?

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do I sweat so much? I’m 17 but I feel like I always need to re-apply deodorant and I am always self-conscious that I smell because I feel sweat under my arms.

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

Do you regret being married to your current wife?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

Have you ever regretted not hitting on a older women?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

What is the reason for writing X^2 as XX instead of X*X?

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What ended your relationship with your best friend?

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Anthony says 1st HR made better by Red Sox win - ESPN

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Why do many women like tall men?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why cant I sleep on my side after getting my covid vaccine? I just got the shot and I’ve been overstimulated from not being able to sleep, my arm is very sore and it hurts so much to move and I just want to sleep but it hurts if I lay on either side

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

Does being poor build better character than being born rich?